Top 10 Online Dating Red Flags

In case you missed it, my guest post titled “Top 10 Online Dating Red Flags” was featured on RedFlag101.com yesterday!

My favorite “red flags” are numbers 2 and 9:

#2 They have a terrible username
Girls: If his username is something along the lines of “JackInYourBox” has the word “cum” in it, or ends in the number 69, stop right there. I don’t care how cute he is. Even the most perverted guys I know wouldn’t stoop that low.
Guys: If her username is “Marriage_Material”“Looking4love” or something else equally as desperate, she is delusional and going to cling to you like a boa constrictor. Don’t go for it unless you like scrapbooks and those picture booths that predict what your children will look like.

#9 They write like they are illiterate
Seriously, if you are too lazy to spend an extra minute or two spell-checking your profile and putting together proper sentences, you need to re-evaluate everything about your life. If your sentence lasts for like seven lines of text, it’s too long. Taaaalking likeeee thiiiis is ridiculous. “Tryna” and “plz” are not words. Read a fucking book!

READ THE REST at RedFlag101.com, and leave us a comment with your own favorite online dating red flags!

xo,
Harper

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