In case you missed it, my guest post titled “Top 10 Online Dating Red Flags” was featured on RedFlag101.com yesterday!
My favorite “red flags” are numbers 2 and 9:
#2 They have a terrible username
Girls: If his username is something along the lines of “JackInYourBox” has the word “cum” in it, or ends in the number 69, stop right there. I don’t care how cute he is. Even the most perverted guys I know wouldn’t stoop that low.
Guys: If her username is “Marriage_Material”, “Looking4love” or something else equally as desperate, she is delusional and going to cling to you like a boa constrictor. Don’t go for it unless you like scrapbooks and those picture booths that predict what your children will look like.
#9 They write like they are illiterate
Seriously, if you are too lazy to spend an extra minute or two spell-checking your profile and putting together proper sentences, you need to re-evaluate everything about your life. If your sentence lasts for like seven lines of text, it’s too long. Taaaalking likeeee thiiiis is ridiculous. “Tryna” and “plz” are not words. Read a fucking book!
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